tifferini:

"The time of my departure is at hand…"
2 Timothy 4:6-7

jumpingpuddles:

Stargate SG-1: Upgrades

madamisahumourist:

iburisu:

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.

(Source: 40ozbaka)

thesunofyork:

So I threw a party for William Shakespeare and he never showed up. What the hell. You write 37 hit plays and all of the sudden you’re the greatest playwright ever. 

ymir-is-hot:

let’s play spot the dick joke

ymir-is-hot:

let’s play spot the dick joke

Overheard between two students

  • First student: "The innocent sleep that knits up the ravelled sleeve of care..."
  • Second student: Wow, what's that from?
  • First student: Shakespeare, but I don't know which one.
  • Second student: William, probably.

*looks at list of Fall staff*

*whispers into the night* my children

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

You want fate? Fine, here .. I’ve got fate. Here. Coin toss.

john & aeryn - into the lion’s den: lambs to the slaughter

I’m just the zip-up hoodie and my two best friends.

I watched the contents of his soul for a moment and saw a black-painted boy calling the name Jesse Owens as he ran through an imaginary tape. I saw him hip-deep in some icy water, chasing a book, and I saw a boy lying in bed, imagining how a kiss would taste from his glorious next-door neighbor. 

(Source: robsstarks)

astoundinggrant:

classicmoviegal:

Remember that time when Cary Grant wore a skirt to protest Katharine Hepburn wearing pants?

Ya Mean Like This

image

and this

imageclassicmoviegal

"Could have been animal blood."

(Source: loislanes)